What I really want for Christmas by Jonathan
The best present I’ve ever received was a surprise Super Nintendo from my parents. I am now 26 and I probably would still be pretty happy with that present.
Here are 5 things I am hoping Santa, Jim Carey or whoever it is this year will bring me:
Self Tying Nike Trainers
Nike made a promise that by the end of 2014 they would be selling self tying shoes – much like Marty Mcfly in Back to the Future. Where are my shoes Nike?!
Chocolate cake mix, gourmet popcorn and alcohol. I don’t think I need to sell you this more. After Christmas, the hamper will make the perfect bed for Cat/Dog/Rabbit etc (or chew toy). Disclaimer – I am not responsible for pet related hamper injuries.
A ticket to the Galapagos
Have you seen the size of the tortoises?
I don’t have to justify this
Lastly…eh Jake Gyllenhall’s Hair?
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Every December I have a debate with at least one person on whether Die