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Mistaken identicheese.
Let’s not beat about here. This is what we’re here to discuss:
A very confused man is attempting to return his open diced butternut squash because he thought it was a giant box of cubed cheese.
— James Dator (@James_Dator) July 22, 2017
This sets the scene perfectly. One man goes to the store for groceries, the other goes because butternut squash isn’t cheese.
Now, most of us are aware the butternut squash isn’t cheese, but the store assistant tried to be helpful:
I can't believe this. They're saying he can't because it's open. He's saying it wasn't clearly labeled.
— James Dator (@James_Dator) July 22, 2017
The customer says it wasn’t clearly labelled. Which is fair enough.
There's a GIANT label that says butternut squash
— James Dator (@James_Dator) July 22, 2017
Our hero suggests otherwise.
The store offered a refund.
They've agreed to refund his money. Now he's demanding they honor 2 pounds of cubed cheese for $2.97 as if it was priced like squash
— James Dator (@James_Dator) July 22, 2017
The customer wanted cheese. Cheap cheese!
"Sir we don't have 2 pound bags of cubed cheese"
"I have guests waiting!"
— James Dator (@James_Dator) July 22, 2017
He wanted cheap cheese AND he had guests waiting!
"I DON'T WANT RABBIT FOOD I JUST NEED SOME GOTDANG CHEESE!!!"
— James Dator (@James_Dator) July 22, 2017
He certainly didn’t want butternut squash. But then, as soon as it started, it was over.
He's leaving without the cheese and took the squash with him.
— James Dator (@James_Dator) July 22, 2017
There’s a lesson in here somewhere. Not all orange foods are the same orange foods.
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