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Competition time!

Who doesn’t like winning things? Who doesn’t like cheesy pop songs? If only there was a way to combine these two glorious things…

Well now there is! To be in with a chance to win one of our magnificent The ULTIMATE Cheese Making Kit’s (rrp £36) tell us your ULTIMATE Cheesy Pop Song. It’s as simple as that!

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Whether it be Right Said Fred’s ‘I’m Too Sexy’ or A-ha’s classic ‘Take On Me’ we want to know. Either send us a tweet using the hashtag #cheese4cheese, pop us a post on Facebook or pop a comment in the section below.


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The competition will run until midnight 01/09/15 with 2 winners drawn at random.

For now, and to get you in the mood, here’s Right Said Fred and A-ha. Good luck!



Comments (5)

  1. Colin Gilchrist August 26, 2015 at 9:59 am Reply

    Cheesiest song of all time has to be:

    Aga doo doo doo push pineapple, shake the tree!
    Aga doo doo doo push pineapple grind coffee!
    To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
    Come and dance every night sing with a Hula melody!

  2. Michele aaen August 26, 2015 at 8:24 pm Reply

    Scatmans world by Scatman John. Not only is this the cheesiest weirdest dance song but his cheesy moustache ensured moustaches were not cool for some 20 years afterwards hahaha

  3. Jane Willis August 27, 2015 at 9:39 am Reply

    This cliché ridden gem from the 1970s

    I beg your pardon,
    I never promised you a rose garden.

    I could sing you a tune or promise you the moon,
    But if that’s what it takes to hold you,
    I’d just as soon let you go, but there’s one thing I want you to know.
    You better look before you leap, still waters run deep,
    And there won’t always be someone there to pull you out,
    And you know what I’m talkin’ about.
    So smile for a while and let’s be jolly:
    Love shouldn’t be so melancholy.
    Come along and share the good times while we can.

  4. Federica September 16, 2015 at 12:27 pm Reply

    Well, the ultimate cheesy song can be only Wonderwall by Oasis.

    “Because maybe
    You’re gonna be the one that saves me
    And after all
    You’re my wonderwall”

    How can you beat the cheesiness of those lines? 🙂

  5. Elizabeth Watts August 25, 2016 at 5:00 pm Reply

    The Final Count Down – Europe (you will be singing that all day)

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